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John
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Re: Jokes

Post by John » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:52 am

Two angels are speaking at the entrance to paradise:
"Look! A new party of sinners is coming! We won't let them in, their place is in hell!"
"Why to be so intolerant? They are not sinners, they're alternatively righteous. And their place is not in hell, but in paradise with alternative climate."
:lol: :lol: tolerance...
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Serafima
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Re: Jokes

Post by Serafima » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:27 pm

exactly :D

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Re: Jokes

Post by Nick » Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:35 pm

Serafima:Two angels are speaking at the entrance to paradise:"Look! A new party of sinners is coming! We won't let them in, their place is in hell!""Why to be so intolerant? They are not sinners, they're alternatively righteous. And their place is not in hell, but in paradise with alternative climate."
:D :good:

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Re: Jokes

Post by Ethier » Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:22 am

He he he I love a good joke.

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Re: Jokes

Post by RoyShepard » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:10 am

One-dollar bill has met a 20-dollar banknote.
"Where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you for ages…"
"Oh, first I was spinning around the casino, and then started on a voyage. Afterwards I got back to the States, called on two baseball matches, found myself in a supermarket, so it goes… And what about you? What’s up?"
"Always the same thing, church, church and church again…"
Haha. This is my favorite one. But it is the truth too, donations are always small.

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Re: Jokes

Post by DamianWells » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:07 pm

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”

Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”

Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

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Re: Jokes

Post by JustinCrooks » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:37 pm

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”

Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”

Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
Hahaha. Very funny. Confession with a grin?

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